Its 2:30 in the morning and I just got back to the room. The guy I share the room with pushed off some time around 11 so I am forced to type out this post using just the makeshift little light attached to the top of the laptop.
So if there is any mistyping - please excuse me.
The reason for this immediate post is to let my loyal and always supportive readers know that yours truly won the Best Thighs competition at the Gala Hash Bash this evening. The competition was tough. Amongst the final three was the guy who had for the last three years been winning the Miss Hash Contest. Neddless to say that at the First Nash Hash that I attended I have managed to show the country and the world at large that the future belongs to the Fags.
I thought of saying something along the lines of "it was the most fun that I have had with my clothes on" but...
I realise that the statement would not be completely honest. Theere was a point some time during the evening whrn I accompanied a bunch of guys dancing on the bar. At that time the shirt did come off. (which also got me second prize for being the hairiest chest).
The final round of the Thighs competition was technically the "swimsuit" round and that is when the trousers got dropped.
Anyway the snaps (of me) from the evening are going to be posted on gaychubsluts.com.
As soon as I have the exact link I shall post it here.
More later once I get back to Mumbai.
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4 comments:
2 awards i'm sure u are extremely proud of :)
Dear F-Cubed,
Congrats Ms. Thigh-land! We are so proud of you. Feel like showing sepia-tinted shots of you growing up, à la American Idol.
Now go on to the Miss Thighs-Universe contest. And don't forget your thigh-hair-curlers - they will give you an edge over Mendissa the Thunder Thighs girl, who was easily, like, the best vocalist on the show but got voted out because by the stupid sms-voters.
Yes Mandissa was the best singer. It is rumoured that her ouster may have something to do with her anti-gay views.
Rupesh
Dear Out in India,
Was sad to see Ace go this week, he was the cutest of all. Was shocked to find Paris in the bottom three. I think she most deserves to win. I think that "play dumb" blonde will go next.
Dear Viraf,
Can you combine the funky top graffiti with one of blogspot's templates? The graffiti is great, but somehow the colours, font and layout are acting like stranded passengers from the series "Lost".
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