OK Guys.
I know you guys really love me and all that. I am sure that you would really, really like to get me a nice Birthday present.
Yeah I know the Birthday is waaay off in May but then there is this present that I really like and I would like any or all of you to please consider getting it for me.
Promise I will not ask for anything more for my next two Birthdays at least.
27th May 2006 the 46 year old Fag gets to see a 47 year old Hag doing her stuff on stage.
Not just any stage, its the MGM Garden Grand Arena in Las Vegas.
And its not just any old Hag. Its the greatest Hag of all time - the One, the only, the faux Virgin, but the True Blue Diva of Pop. Madonna.
Please, pretty please, with sugar on top. Uncle.. I will be your slave for as long as you want... I will do unspeakable acts for you for this ticket. And I will smile all the time that I am doing it (Provided my lips are not busy doing other stuff).
OK guys just so that you do not think I am too greedy here is the deal. Get me the show tickets, and I will get to the place on my own steam. Deal?
Motor Mechanic could you check with your brother and let me know whats the cheapest fare to get there. If hotel rooms are not available, believe me I will even stay overnight at the Bus station.
Madonna performs on my Birthday,
Sorry, sorry the divas going to chime.
Call in all favours,
Cancel all appointments
But get me to Las Vegas on time
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Dear F-Cubed,
What? No party on the top floor of Leopold's? No Roger's Strawberry on terrace of DPC flat?
Forget Madonna. Why do you want to see her? Does she even know it's your birthday? Go see a beautiful Thai drag queen doing a classy "Substitute for Love"at 'Firewall' dance studio in Bangkok. More fun. And dare I say, more real.
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