Mumbai Time-pass

Its a lazy mid week off day. Bored as hell with absolutely nothing to do. (Correction make that "nothing that I feel inclined to do"). So here are some random thoughts that crept into this devils workshop.

Since when did the Narmaba Bachao Andolan become a Medha Bacho movement?

Also have you noticed one face that has been pretty much been missing this time araound. Arundhati dahling long time no see. Or is fasting not your scene?

Someone on the mailing list commented on the dexterity and skill of my tongue. That's what comes from over a decade of dedication to the task of licking and cleaning Cake batter and sundry dessert preperation out of the bowls they are made in. Part of the pleasure of dessert cooking for me has always been in the cleanup process.

Licking whipped cream with a clean flick of the tongue, contorting and manipulating it into areas that would otherwise be inaccessable - Heaven (I'm sure the pots and spoons enjoy the experience too)

I wonder if I should include these skills in my gay.com profile?

There are poor farmers dying in interior Maharashtra, there are old folks being assaulted and killed in the cities and the Home Minister (with the support of the whole Legislative Assembly) asks the cops to check up on the quality of hooks and zippers being used at the Lakme Fashion week?

We have a Prime minister who fought and won a case to validate his election to the Upper House from Assam. And yet when it comes to voting in the state elections he sets an example by not voting.

Advani leaves today on another Rath Yatra. Methinks he should take it across the LOC this time. He may have more support there.

Maharashtra had the Ulhasnagar fiasco and the Centre turned a blind eye (in fact perhaps even encouraged the Idiot in Charge) to settle the matter by issuing an ordinance which magically regularised a whole township of illegal structures.

The residents of Pratibha in South Bombay are still awaiting a resolution to their problem.

Actually regularising the Building may have some unexpected plus points for the Government. I think Lata tai has booked a flat in that building so if she moves out of her present home then I am sure she would have no more problems with the Peddar Road Flyover.

Has the Benign Smiling One considered that option?

It's nice to read that Mr. Kamat has given the Congress High Command an undertaking that he will not oppose the demolition of illegal structures that have come up after 2000.

Maybe someone needs to get a copy of it and get it Registered with the authorities so that he will not back away from this stand come the time of the next elections.

Lakme Flash Week. Can't resist not commenting on that. Would you buy the frock that Carol wore? Would you dare wear it in public?

Final Question. How come wardrobe malfunctions never happen with guys clothes?