Was reading the newspaper today and realised to my shock and dismay that I need to make some changes to my life on a very urgent basis.
First off and most Crucial I need to change my Date of Birth.
For years I have gone through life livinng under the heavy burden of the fact that my Birthday was a day of national mourning in India (or at least for the Nehru, Gandhi family which actually is pretty much the same thing, Remember India is Indira, Indira is India).
That never really caused me much grief but today I came to realise that I was born in close proximity to another VD (A man with a Vision for this state).
Sorry!!! Sop the bus and let me off. I am not interested in being close to this man with regards to ANYTHING.
So all you beautiful and sexy people out there (and to the incredibly ULGY MM who reads this blog as well) please make a change in your diaries.
Hamara Janm din Badal Gayaa hai.
Please nayee date note kijiye. 5 Februay 1976.
Co-incidence naaa. Me and my Lover Born togethor!!
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Your new birthday makes you just about a year older than me.
Now if only you looked it....
Therein my dies lies the tragedy.
With my new birthday you may be a year younger than me but look like you were a good five years older!!! Waayyy to old for ABs baby!
Viraf
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HON!!!
No, not copping out with hugs. Will give you your cadeau on the day of the Boy-Bash. Looking forward to it. Where will it be this time? The Square at Leopold's (your best so far)? DPC terrace?
* Proffers mike and says in Simi-tone*: How does it feel to be celebrating your birthday? Do you feel apprehensive? Are you afraid? How does it feeeeeel... [eyelash batting]
(and to the incredibly ULGY MM who reads this blog as well) : PLEASE CHECK YOUR SPELLINGS OLD MAN !!!!
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