Daddy Dadi same only no?

First of all I am going to strangle that Parmesh for writting all those nasty things about me, implying that I am old enough to be his aunty andall.

Somehow I still have not been able to get that nasty image of a dowdy old dadi out of my mind and it was in that mode that I saw Viks recent blog post and decided to reply to it.

The reply unfortunately took on a life of its own (especially after The Baby entered the dream)and so I decided i might as well kill two birds with one stone.

Tandori Chicken # 1 Post a reply to Viks mail.
Roast Turkey with Honey Mustard Sauce # 2 Direct some traffic to my blog (I'm nasty that way - Yeah Yeah Yeah OK I'm nasty EVERY way! Kaleja thanda, satisfied...)

So here goes (If you have STILL not read Viks post THIS is the link)

Kids these days! Wat to say?

Making jok about dead babis andall.

Arae Beta whyfour your saing such such bad things about babis. Wunday when you have baba and babi of your ownself then you will see how much nice and pritti thes ares.

Please to be changing your bad mind and saying nice nice stories only.

You not be seeing Munnabhai new picture. See how nice Sanju baba becums after seing Gandhi andall.

You also must be seeing Gandhi all time then you will also become gud like him.

I am be wishing on you all gud only. Also nice preti little girl for wife (Also please to be taking down that abhisake bachhan poster from your bedroom).

He is also bad bad boy you no. He is be saing he liking to be icon for all thos pasnybois.

(OK I have absolutely no idea what this is doing here but then dahlings when the boy steps in reason takes a hike)

His mummy pappa be getting sad no? Mummy crying andall that day saying wait you be be cuming back and we going straight for another Siddhi Vinayak puja. First of all you going for that third grade loose woman (and mangalik also). She be not satisfied with eating Salman and that vivek boy now she want to be eating my nice simple son also. Totally in her mouth she taking him and no hichki also she getting.

And now when mummy, dadi be saying no to that dancebar type woman he is going from bed to verse and going after all those bobby darling types. Hai I am to being so sad for Jaya didi. She should be like Hema didis mother only. Go with her baccha for all shotting andalll. Then only will he be stopping all this lafda and nonsence.

I am telling Jaya didi that let him be cuming and staying with me for sumtime. I be making him stright like me only. Enything wrong he making or saying I will toh take his pants only down and be giving him one tight one on his backside only. Then he is be crying mummi mummi and going down on his nees and I be telling him see nottyboi you be turning into nice gud boi or i be hitting you with Basantis whip also.

I am also be wishing all my readers also a very happy navratri. May you be playing with your stick on every night of these nine nights of fun and joy and may you find true love grabbing your dandiya in his hands and leading you off the floor.