So what do the bi's get?

I always knew that these straight people led dull and BOOOORING lives.

Look at the recent news. Dull boring middle level Government bureaucrat gets lured by a unimpressive geek American female.

The Honey Trap

In the Rainbow land the guys would at least have some variety.

At the very least the guy would have a choice between being caught in a

Bear Trap

or a Twinkie Wrap

However if this were one of those pay for view adult sites these would be your options.