There was this twenty something guy yesterday who was paranoid that I would make rude and nasty comments about him in my blog post on yesterdays meet.
Darling you can relax. Looking at you yesterday, I realised that you were already way down in the dumps and I have always been considerate enough not to kick in the ass anyone who is already on the ground writhing in agony.
Seeing you with that stupid cap trying to pass off as a cheap clone of Himeshbhai (allegedly to cover up a bad hair day) in a bid to gain popularity and recognition I realised that you were already very close to the edge and even a stray comment from me could have sent you hurtling off the second floor balcony.
My car was parked right below, and the Insurance guys have made it very clear that they will not take on any more accident repairs on it for the rest of the year.
Please let me know once you are feeling better so that I may resume being my normal bitchy self again without significant risk to limb or property. (not necessarily in that order).
3 comments:
awww... ure SUCH a forgiving type. hehehe.
PS: i agree with ure stand on allw the activism. ;-)
I'm fine now.
Proceed with the insulting now.
*Himesh Reshamiyya clone and me? LOL! That was funny!*
o honey.
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