And I am Going to Go to HELL!
Personally I have never been too curious about my name. I know that the proper Baawa name is ArdaViraf and is somehow linked to the scriptures as a Holy and Pious man was enough for me.
I mean it was the perfect choice for me right? - RIGHT!
On a lazy Tuesday evening ans since I have been getting calls from people asking me why I have abandoned this blog I decided to do a bit of research and what I came up with is startling and upsetting.
AV (Hello I said it is a Lazy Tuesday so don't expect me to give that whole ArdaViraf crap all the time OK!) it seems was a Persian The most pious of his tribe who was sent by his people to Journey the Heavens (and Hell as it seems) and bring back a report on what lay in store for us in the after-life.
These guys were smart, you have to give it to them. None of that Tower of Babel thing for them. These guys were going to get to Heaven using Zoromail (which has subsequently been taken over by and merged with Duetsche Post).
He obviously saw the Heavens and Hell and the land of Purgatory, and it happens the guides (angels and high ups in the Celestial hierarchy) explained why each of the groups were living their time out in the manner they were.
Will not bore you with the whole litany of who gets what let me just give you a translation of the important part.
CHAPTER 19.
I came to a place, and I saw the soul of a man, through the fundament of which soul, as it were a snake, like a beam, went in, and came forth out of the mouth; and many other snakes ever seized all the limbs.
And I inquired of Srosh the pious, and Adar the angel, thus: 'What sin was committed by this body, whose soul suffers so severe a punishment?'
Srosh the pious, and Adar the angel, said thus: 'This is the soul of that wicked man, who, in the world, committed sodomy, and allowed a man to come on his body; now the soul suffers so severe a punishment.'
The Story of my life. I take a long all expense paid First Class trip across the Celestial rainbow and the first guy I come across in Hell is
ME!
9 comments:
hah! well at least you'll have good company.
By the way... could you find out if the punishment is less severe if don't "come" on his body; how about on a wad of tissue...
What Company?
A gaggle of Bitchy Queens frustrated more by the fact that they can not do much with their already filled mouths.
And as for the tissue issue, you and me are going there anyways so we may as well do it all.
If ever there was a valid argument against capital punishment this would have to be it. One crime or twenty you are Going Down! (On your knees, Boy!)
LOL!
Company – I’m thinking Freddy Mercury! Perhaps you know other Parsee Fags…
A serpent through the fundament & others binding my limbs! I’m into S&M, so... now can you get to the punishment bit?
See you in hell mate!
LOL! I hear ya man! Am totally in the same motel with the snakes lol
awwwwwww...
come right IN, FFF.
milk n cookies?
*and yes, u can make the Milk Joke now*
Nicely written Viraf (btw can we keep your drag name as Arda? The Mermaid Arda?).
I like the way you've melded the religion theme with seeking the meaning of your name and then finding some way, as is your wont, of collating it to homosexuality. Like Meera Syal the naughty granny circumvents the ban on her, prohibiting her from posing marriage-related questions to her guests. She says, "I have a question on geography. WHERE are you getting married!"
How are you? I'm not too bad either. Missing you in Marseille. Try coming down in spring. I'm here till May and you can stay with me.
About Ardaviraf - this would translate as 'half- or demi-Viraf' in Sanskrit. What implications would the new discovery have on any proposed weight-loss regime?
{{Hugs}}
F cubed and single I hope?
Nice blog. You now officially have another fan clamouring for more posts. I'll just go stand quietly in the back of the line, shall I?
Cheers
Bikerdude
http://bengaloorubanter.blogspot.com
Was it just a coincidence that Viraf started getting thoughts from the 'other side'? May his soul rest in peace..
Preyas
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