Today though I got up feeling Good. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel and no it is not a train coming to mow me down (not this time).
Spent the last few months doing pretty much nothing. No Shopping trips, No Sunday morning matinees, No Saturday night Martinis, NOTHING.
Watched a lot of TV in the interim. and picked up a line from the Serial Crumbs, which I thought so perfectly described the last few months and could just as appropriately be the Title of this chapter of my Biography - From Hell to Well.
Realised that when you challenge the Gods they will exact revenge. Got to see the pits of Hell and trust me, they ain't pretty.
Anyway this is a Happy post and so no more talk of hell. It's the start of a brand new week and the end of my purgatory. I'm ready to move on.
A friend recently mentioned that he had managed to loose weight by going on a diet with one very simple rule.
STOP EATING!
(Honest!! I kid you not)
I can never see myself willingly going anywhere close to that, BUT...
What! you thought there would not be a BUT?
Darling there is ALWAYS a BUT! (And in my case a pretty BIG BUTT).
But any way, enough talk about Buts (at least for the moment (There is a HUGE MAIL exclusively devoted to my BUT, but that is later))
So ass I was saying before I was rudely interrupted (by me) I have been told to go an a completely liquid diet for a week starting today.
And already the withdrawal symptoms are being felt. All of a sudden I am fixated on a bunch of old songs that refuse to go out of my mind.
Here's a sampler of the stuff that's swirling around in my Soya milk infested brain.
I'm gonna wash that FAT right out of my name, I'm gonna wash that crap right out of my face, and send it on its way.
And this one which somehow I feel is going to be my new caller tune (for reasons that may not yet be clear to all the readers of the blog, but as I said await the Butt mail)
REUNITED and it feels SOOO Good.
More next week once after I get back home
15 comments:
hmmmm.. liquid diet sounds awful. so dats only soups n juices, eh? sigh.
And the Liquid diet does not even include Breezers
Viraf
PS Even as far as soups are concerned they have to be clear soups.
Can we have pictorial reports of the progress please? I mean topless photos with a vertical-stripy wall paper in the background. The last one showing you keeping your trousers up by pulling its waist out with your thumb (or anything else in that vicinity)...
Glad to see you’re alive. Good luck with the diet.
:-)
OK Guys! let me just clarify a few things.
I am NOT planning to go from an Adnan Sami to a John Abraham.
The best that I am hoping for is to be able to get down to the size I was when I left College.
So Uber, lets forget about all those VLCC ads.
And darling if magically I do get to the point where the trousers need to be held up I will buy a pair of bright Pink Suspenders.
Viraf
I enjoyed reading you in 2005... but lost track as i am quite peripatetic. Suddenly your link appeared on another blog... as usual, you are addictive... may i link you to my totally uninteresting site?
http://dboiz.blogspot.com/
YAY! You is back! I've been faithfully checking every single day. Except for last week when i was out of town.
Great to have you back, V.
RP
No man, how could you do this? Now there will be no more posts and no more smiles after reading them.
I never had the pleasure of meeting you and now it is too late.
May your soul rest in peace dear friend.
Mayan
Ah, so much optimism in that last entry...such a sad waste of a life.
You shall be missed enormously.
Rest in peace.
hey viraf ,
love ur blog ..... i go to inch by inch matunga ;-) if u want to meet up let me know
my email is adising@gmail.com
ADI
Love ur blog man
U rock!
whatever happened to this dude? is he still on this planet? he was funny :-(
He passed away.
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